Pagi yang cerah…off to a good start insya-allah!

Sekali…..

While I was driving and suddenly out of nowhere there was a policeman strolling around with his big bike! haih! nak speed takut, so what I did was to follow his momentum.

First off, dah kuar simpang, signal kanan…..KETE DARI BELAKANG ADA BUSUK HATI, lagi nampak I nak masuk lagi tu dia laju. So, I let him with a smug on my face. When the idiot was in front of me, “hah! padan muka kau…tak nak lagi kasi aku masuk. Depan tu ada polis! Padan muka kau” and that was it….

Second, dari roundabout, masa nie kete idiot tu dah hilang ntuh ke mana ntuh. So, I’m back behind the tok polis’s tail. Tetiba nak kuar dari roundabout, ada laa I tersasar sket eat people’s road. In my defense, the cop’s butt eh I mean the cop motorcycle’s butt is blocking my road. Kira butt motor tu eat my road so in the end I eat people’s road. Skali that WMT XXXX honk me! A black car. Idiot! “Lantak kau, ko tak nampak polis kat depan tu…to hell to you! pepagi dah buat aku mencarut!!” and that was it….

Eh manusia, sejak bila driving 60km per hour is a crime?? Kenapa bila aku bawak slow semua orang nak potong laju-laju macam marah-marah?? Sejak bila Malaysia kata 100km per hour is the new 60km per hour?? Aper semua dah gian nak jadi F1 driver ke?? Boleh tak korang pergi daftar diri pergi audition for the driver’s part?? Tak pun kalau korang dah gersang sgt nak bawak laju kan, korang buat mcm Prem Fly FM. Go and bug Dato Seri Tony Fernandez and ask him if he could give you a bloody chance to reach your dreams. Comprende??

haih!!

,
Farah Ramlee